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Then we'll go with that data file! Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Who are you, my warranty?! Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?
I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Meh. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Shut up and take my money! Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!
No. We're on the top. She also liked to shut up! Look, last night was a mistake. I wish! It's a nickel. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. What kind of a father would I be if I said no?
No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?
Look, last night was a mistake. If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right. Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. Fatal.
No, just a regular mistake. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Oh yeah, good luck with that.
Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."
Hey, whatcha watching? This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie! Soon enough. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM!
Who are you, my warranty?! Bender, we're trying our best. Take me to your leader! Bender, we're trying our best. Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Who are those horrible orange men? Well, then good news! It's a suppository. Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you!
No, just a regular mistake. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!
I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Hey, whatcha watching? I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.
Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.
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